Brutal Honesty
We have to give credit to Bill and Ann because you can’t always find a restaurant with owners this honest. By the way, you can also fill up your car if you’re low on fuel. Warning: health insurance might not cover this one.
Brutal Honesty
Every Single Day
Believe it or not, this sign is suitable for every single day of the year. In fact, this genius policy has been adopted by every single establishment out there. Isn’t it incredible how an idea just takes off?
Every Single Day
Get The Right Reaction
Guys, if you see someone drowning you should really consider what your options are. The first one is to laugh out loud, but if that doesn’t help, then perhaps you should call 911… like I say, only if laughing doesn’t help.
Get The Right Reaction
No Smoking
What could possibly be a better way to convince people to stop smoking than by encouraging them to do so on right there on the spot? “Hey man. Do you want to quit smoking? How about trying it… right now!” Your health insurance premium will drop significantly.
No Smoking
Great Sense Of Humor
Now, this is a church I’d like to go to! If this is the pastor’s sense of humor, perhaps his sermon might not be as dull as he advertises it to be. But what would I have to lose if it was? Not sleep, that’s for sure.
Great Sense Of Humor
Just Missed It
No matter what we do, we always seem to miss the “free taco” deal at Taco Bell! I was told that the deal was on Tuesday, but it turns out that it was on Monday… and on Monday they said it was actually on Sunday.
Just Missed It
Just Not Your Hands
The local bakery had a very strict policy about picking up their fresh bagels. Hands touching the hot buns was an absolute ‘no-no’, so you should use a napkin… or your tongue, whatever is easier for you.
Just Not Your Hands
Letter Spacing
One of the most important aspects of creating signs is making sure that the wording makes sense. Another useful point to ponder is the letter spacing. You’re not sure why? Why don’t you write us a note with your pen-is to tell us why.
Letter Spacing
Math Genius
Listen, I am by no stretch a mathematician, but there are certain things that I can immediately identify as mathematically incorrect. $52.99 minus $47.99 could be many things, but it certainly is not $12!
Math Genius
Maybe Don’t Try It
This has got to be one of the smartest and funniest theft prevention signs ever! We don’t know if this is actually a successful deterrence, but at least shoplifters can get a good laugh before stuffing some items under their shirts.
Maybe Don’t Try It
Taken Too Far
Hey, I can totally understand not wanting pigeons swarming outside of your store. But perhaps a simple sign reading, “Don’t Feed Pigeons” would have sufficed. Pigeons devouring fingers of feeding friends hardly seems likely.
Taken Too Far
What A Let-Down
I know, I know, it was such a disappointing day for me as well. IKEA really let down a huge customer base when they turned up at the cafeteria asking for the “massive hot dog” only to be told that it wan’t actually massive!
What A Let-Down
WiFi Belly
The airport adopted some very strict seating policies in their terminals. The elderly, the injured, those with young children – yeah, those were obvious. But how often do you come across someone with a Wi-Fi belly? Heck, if you do, try to sit next to them!
WiFi Belly
Apparently…
Signs are supposed to point out the not-so-obvious… like this sign for example. For anyone attempting to pull this off, please check with your health insurance if you’re covered.
Apparently…
Unfortunately
We’ve all experienced that knucklehead who parks in a disabled spot simply because it’s convenient. Apart from not having any human decency or consideration for others, these people might actually believe that their stupidity counts as a disability.
Unfortunately
Clear Instructions
Signs can be confusing, but we can all agree that these two are as clear as night and day. The person who created this must have seen a good few people shuffling at these doors… even after the signs went up.
Clear Instructions
Always A Reason
Has anyone ever told you that whatever happens is for a reason? It’s supposed to be a message of hope, but sometimes it’s just informing you of the obvious, even if you don’t want to hear it.
Always A Reason
What A Discount
How’s this for an offer you don’t want to miss? I’m sick of getting the two for one deal, how good is this two for two deal? Am I missing something here?
What A Discount
The Errorists
We do NOT negotiate with errorists! The last thing this office needs is an error attack! Please employ spelling staff to check emails before they’re sent out.
The Errorists
Not The Dirty Kind
It’s tough finding a showered chicken these days. They’re always so dirty, but not anymore. This rooster got up at 5am to have his 3 S’s – shriek, shower and shave.
Not The Dirty Kind
Even If You’re Almost Certain
More often than not, you will know if you’ve got pee on your hands. However for the 1% of the time when you’re not sure, you should wash them.
Even If You’re Almost Certain
We All Feel This
“Sir, what is your life’s greatest regret?” “Well, I would have to say that it is all the naps I skipped as a kid.” Yes, we can all relate to this – my, how I wish I could go back to those days.
We All Feel This
That One Guy
Social media gives us the opportunity to rate and review different products and establishments in real-time. So when one dude has an “unsatisfactory” experience at a pub, the whole world can potentially find out about it. But the bar owner was one step ahead of him, and totally owned it.
That One Guy
Wait, What?
Did you just ask me a hypothetical question with another hypothetical question? This guy is acing his philosophy classes, but his job search is still bringing in few results.
Wait, What?
What About A Day?
After heaps of people claimed that they were only stopped for 5 minutes or 30 seconds in the spot, the manager decided to take action. Who thought he would have to get so specific?
What About A Day?
Dad Was Here
Anyone here a fan of dad jokes? I am, that’s for sure. This one reminds of the joke about The Fintstones. The people in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones, but the people in Adu Dhabidooooo!
Dad Was Here
Dark Humor
Wow, that took a sharp turn! But we have to admit that it’s pretty hilarious. With the way things are going these days, there’s nothing wrong with a little humor, even if it is dark.
Dark Humor
All About Manners
This is one of the smartest signs ever put up. With the world speeding up around us faster and faster, we shouldn’t make our human interactions so brief and heartless. Some manners won’t cost you anything, but the lack thereof might.
All About Manners
Temptations
Yes, the walls look like they’ve just come out of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but they haven’t. So people, please stop licking them, no matter tempting it might be.
Temptations
Don’t Even Argue
If you’re arguing with this sign, then sir, you are wrong. Ma’am, if you’re arguing about this sign, then you are totally right.
Don’t Even Argue
Oops, Right
How often does this happen to you? You arrive at the airport, pass through check-in and head towards the security counter. Suddenly, you remember, “My gun is still in my bag!” Right. This never happens.
Oops, Right
We Get It
Oh my gosh, are they ever?! Who decided that we have five full days between our weekends? It doesn’t seem well thought out, or balanced for that matter.
We Get It
Crazy Owner
Who cares about the dog? The owner is the one you should be worried about. The dog probably doesn’t even bark anymore, and we can only guess why.
Crazy Owner
Anything Can Happen
With Valentine’s Day being the most romantic day on the calendar, you should get a few romantic items to make it that much more special. Candy? Check. Candles? Check. Pepper spray? Chec… Wait. What?!
Anything Can Happen
Poster Bird
He was the poster bird for the “no seagulls” sign for almost a whole year. The chicks looked up to him, the humans feared him and the pelicans’ jaws dropped at his presence.
Poster Bird
Smart Employee
When your boss tells you to do something, you go out and do it immediately. Even if she doesn’t specify what it is you have to do, just go out and DO IT!
Smart Employee
Where’s The Rest?
Why would he go up there just to make that sign? Ha ha ha! We know. This guy or gal has a terrific sense of humor! We would love to see more signs from them.
Where’s The Rest?
Wizard Meter Maid
Trust me when I say that you shouldn’t take this warning lightly. It’s one thing having your car towed, but being “toad” is a whole new level. What kind of wizardry is this parking thing?
Wizard Meter Maid
It’s Not Worth It, Bro
No matter how badly you want to take that pair of sunglasses, just don’t! There’s nothing like making a stupid decision that could potentially turn you to the streets for night-shift.
It’s Not Worth It, Bro
Fall With Caution
There are only few ways to fall. You could do it with style, or you could do it with caution, These guys recommend that you do it with caution.
Fall With Caution
You Were Doing So Well
When Tony decided to put up advertisements for his karate business, he didn’t think it through completely. We have to say that he was doing so well, up until that moment when he got to ‘T’, and then it was downhill from there.
You Were Doing So Well
Only For The Brave
Would you like a chocolate-covered doughnut? What about one with sprinkles? We bet you’ve never tried the pain bagel! What is it? Give it a try… if you dare.
Only For The Brave
Equality At Last
It had been the plight of the empire for decades, and eventually their dreams were coming true. Star Wars toys were eventually being recognized for who they were.
Equality At Last
Barking Up The Wrong Tree
They say that the best way to get your message across to someone else, is to speak to them in their own language. This rule is still true across the animal kingdom.
Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Except The Bell
They were really proud of their promise to fix anything. There was one thing that they couldn’t fix, though. Does this story ring a bell?
Except The Bell
Secret Ingredient
Are you wondering why they’re always hiring? Their staff turnover rate is really high, and we can’t seem to figure out why. Any ideas?
Secret Ingredient
Not Sure About This One
Yeah, no, this doesn’t really look like a hand grenade to me. What do you think? There’s definitely a pin to pull, but I think that might be the only similarity between the two devices.
Not Sure About This One
Pretty Specific
We all expected the paper towels and diapers, but then it sort of went downstream from there. Do people really flush these things down the drain? Unpaid bills? Your ex’s sweater?
Pretty Specific
Challenge Of The Day
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the challenge of the day, if not the year. Can you walk without walking? It’s sort of pretending to work when your boss comes around when you’re really not doing anything.
Challenge Of The Day
Too Literally
Now this is a very literal response to a simple instruction. If you can find someone who could pull this off, you let me know.
Too Literally
Just Don’t Forget
Whatever you do, don’t miss the turn! There are a few reminders along the way that will help guide you to your destination, we doubt you’ll miss them.
Just Don’t Forget
Forest Life Is Tough
Have you ever tried to live in the forest? It’s not an easy life at all, and these deer know it best. Please call the help hotline if you see suicidal deer.
Forest Life Is Tough
Two Birds With One Stone
The beach committee has no problem with people or smoking, or with people drinking alcohol. But their problem lies with people smoking alcohol – that practice is strictly forbidden.
Two Birds With One Stone
Well, This Is New
If you don’t know what it is, it’s probably best that you don’t ask. We also don’t recommend trying it out in order to find out.
Well, This Is New
Balconies
If the windows aren’t enough of an indication, check out this super-informative sign to be sure. Guys, the balcony is NOT on ground level.
Balconies
