“Momma’s Asleep! Come On!”
When the cat’s away, the mice will… No, when momma-bear is asleep, little polar-bear son will call his friends over for a game of “Go Fish”.
“Wait, What Do You Mean ‘Allergic?'”
Have you ever been so eager to chomp something down that you don’t check to see if it’s fresh or not? Or even worse, you don’t check if it’s got anything you’re allergic to. Yeah, that’s never happened to me ever – the allergic thing, at least.