The Confession.
The fact that this note is addressed to a police officer says it all. This man is beyond courageous, super confident, and is not a drug dealer. All in all, if you’re going to leave an officer a note, do it with style and truthfulness.
The Truth Hurts.
Ouch! That last sentence was the cherry on top. If the sentence “you are ruining my life,” doesn’t make you feel any sort of sympathy, then I don’t know what will. This just hurts to read.