Potential Deviants.
The most kind and sincere “please don’t rob me” note. Whoever left this note was more then prepared for the worst, the worst being having more then one baby wipe stolen. Besides that, all other valuables have been removed from the car. For this one, let’s listen and abide by the note.
Man in Blue BMW.
Let’s just jump right to the last two sentences of this note. Regardless of how much money this person has, he should not only sign up for parking lessons for his own sake but also for the granny’s sake. I mean if this note was written to me, I’d be speeding to the DMV after reading that last sentence.