All Their Fault
Once again, we hope that this guy is wearing this shirt ironically and is engaging in some self-deprecation, which is actually quite an attractive quality in a person. However, if he means this seriously, then we think we have a good idea about why he is still a bachelor.
Truthful Or Dare
Anyone who has been to a public pool has at one point or another wondered just how clean the water is, and whether the chlorine is truly powerful enough to keep everything sanitary. Then someone like this comes along, and makes it even harder to trust public pools. We hope that this guy’s shirt is merely a joke and not a confession.